It only makes him want coffee

First thing in the morning I have some water. Ice cold and straight from the tap. When I smoked used to have a cigarette with it, after this I have my first coffee of the day. Don't try to make much sense out of me before that first cup of coffee.

Diesel Sweeties deals with a similar effect:

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Other notable entries:

2. Philosophers find the perfect game, one where there is no random outcome. [Existential Comics]
3. Picking the XMAS tree. [Buni]
4. A zombie explains evolution. [SMBC]
5. Rudolf goes Rambo. [Spud]
6. The family that plays in the snow. [Lunarbaboon]
7. Another take on the paleo diet, this time the Pliocene diet. [The Nib]

Also worth a look if you're a bit bored:

1. He just wants to help. [Two Guys and Guy]
2. Then Santa and the real girl. [Deathbulge]
3. I wonder if he's heard of Niven's "On the gripping hand" [Maximumble]
4. A stag party for ants [Wumo]

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This is a backdated page from the archives. Date from posting date of the featured comics. This blog entry was really written on 24 May 2015.